yay~~ <3 *runs over and hugs sima shi tightly, gives a fast kiss on his cheek and runs off* OwO

~Gazing towards the girl, a slight smirk appeared upon his face as she left his arms~

The pleasure is all mine.

can i have a hug my lord? OwO

If you must. ~Opening his arms with an impatient sigh~

Greetings Sima Shi-Dono, I was wondering if you only like Meatbuns? or Do you like all type of Steamed buns. It's fine if you don't want to answer, you are a very busy person after all.

Greetings to you, indeed. Must I go into much detail? Since you asked me of my liking for such a delectable food, I shall answer. Indeed there are many buns across the lands that I have yet to taste..I wonder..now that you mention such..I may have to seek out my father’s advisor..I have a need for a bun…delicious filling with a soft texture on the outside. You must forgive me I lost myself for a moment. Although, I must attend to my hunger needs. 

Anonymous:
*sings* I CANN SEE YOUR UNDERWEAR FROM DOWN HERE, I CAN SEE YOUR UNDERWEAR FROM DOWN HERE, I´M NOT EVEN GONNA LIE, BABY THIS I CAN´T DENY, I CAN SEE YOUR UNDERWEAR, FROM DOWN HERE!

~Seems to have walked past the person screaming in capitals, without a sign of recognition~

lord sima shi, i hope you will accept this meatbun as a sign of my respect to you,. *bows with meatbun on plate*

Ah, why thank you. How very..kind of you. I shall remember your sign of gratitude.

Anonymous:
why are you and your brother so manly compared to your father sima yi?

Why would I answer such a question in such disrespect for my father? I believe that you are simply looking at my father, from the angle of appearance. If my father was as ‘feminine’ as you would perhaps think he is, then he wouldn’t quite be able to match the efforts and skills and be recognised as a worthy strategist, by that of a certain other strategist of the Shu.

I do love these yaoi based opinions.

Anonymous:
U ROC, Unlike Zhuge Dan :3

Ah, yes. The coward. Indeed, I see you have good taste in men, such as I.

I suppose if one were to fall for someone such as Zhuge Dan..they would indeed be let down, by his lack of confidence and skill. Ah, well.

Not to forget his obvious stupidity and lack of common sense..

Anonymous:
I CAN'T HELP BUT LOVE YOU AND YOUR AMAZING HOTNESS

Oh..why thank you.

Anonymous:
How's your old man doing these days, dude?

Old man? I shall have you know that my father is obviously higher than someone who wishes to hide behind an anonymous disguise…on the otherhand.

He is quite well.

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